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Comment by jws

16 years ago

I have lied on the security it forms, but with approval of the agent. As I recall the question read something like:

Have you ever used or abused <<giant list of drugs, chemicals, and substances that goes on for a good 2 inch tall paragraph in small type>>, or glue?

Right there at the end… glue. I had to confess that I not only used glue on a regular basis, but I had just showed my preschool daughter how to use glue and we had a grand time using glue together.

In a decision to pain logicians everywhere the agent deemed that my "use of glue" was not "use of glue".