Comment by jonchurch_
7 years ago
I turned this into a Nicolas Cage simulator very quickly:
You accept Nic Cage's invitation and become part of his noise band. You soon learn that Nic Cage is a bit of a loose cannon. His shows often end in chaos and he doesn't care one way or another about the people he's hurting. But he sure does love music
The rest is here: https://pastebin.com/yC0FjF96
"Suddenly Nic Cage grabs you by the arm and throws you into the wall. You hit the ground hard and scream." made me laugh out loud