Comment by screaminghawk

  A tall man stands outside his house wearing a fur coat. He is smoking
   a pipe and he smiles at you when he sees you. He waves and gives you a big smile
  > shoot man
  You aim your bow and fire an arrow. The arrow hits the man square in the chest.
   He falls backwards and drops his pipe. His wife rushes forward and grabs the
   arrow. She pulls the arrow out of his chest and throws it away. The man's eyes
   widen in shock
  > shoot wife
  You aim your bow and fire an arrow. The arrow hits the woman square in the stomach.
   She screams and clutches her stomach. She begins to cry and wail loudly. Her
   husband runs forward and tries to comfort her.

Hmmm...