Comment by Estragon

That was a brilliant joke, hardest I've laughed all day. Some choice comments:

  I don't like to wait 218382 seconds to sort '(0 218382)

  If you slept exp(n) instead of n it could easily include
  negative integers too*!*

  Oh shit, we're busted, there's a REALISTICALLY THINKING
  PERSON in this thread!