Comment by pwdisswordfish9

> “Touch grass”, some people liked to tell me. “Go outside”, they said (like I would in the middle of Yet Another Gotdang COVID-19 Spike). My dude, I’ve literally gotten company snail mail, and it wasn’t a legal notice or some shenanigans like that! Holy cow, real paper in a real envelope, shipped through German Speed Mail!! This letter alone probably increases my Boomer Cred™ by at least 50; who needs Outside anymore after something like this?

Touch grass indeed. Sure, #embed is a nice feature, but this self-indulgent writing style I can’t stand.