Comment by jrockway

That was fun. I decided early on that a vehicle is any tool that allows something to move. So an ant on a paper airplane or a kite is a vehicle. The surfboard allows someone to move and they carried it into the park, so that's not allowed. Since I wasn't allowed to apply any of my jurisdiction's laws, I also had to ticket the International Space Station for going into my park's airspace. Moon, I'm watching you, you're next.

Thinking about it further, no shoes either.

They said this was all about content moderation and to me the answer is simple. I would never visit the "no vehicles in the park" park.