Show HN: Not My Cows – Save your cows. Blast the meteors. Giddy up

It was fun spraying around until I realized I could just hold down the spacebar and shoot over the two cows on the left side (who never left that side) and the asteroids couldn't get through. I think you need to add damage when it hits the farmer and you die when you get hit x times. And have the cows cross over to the other side. Maybe they start to get more and more agitated too.

Great game!

A few points: Firing while moving left and right cause a vertical line/diagonal line. Something in the physics seems to be asymmetric. (This is also a nice "trick" to play on easy mode.)

A highscore would be nice. (Apologies if it's there but hidden by my dark mode.)

If on battery on laptop and on a low battery situation, the game runs ~40% slower. Initially I thought this was the normal speed until I plugged my laptop in. The true normal speed seems a bit fast for me, maybe a speed option would be nice?

IMO a gun overheating mechanic and increasing difficulty would make it a full game.

Holding down fire to spam and sweeping the gun back and forth creates a wall of bullets that eliminates most of the asteroids right as they appear and sweeping towards the fastest asteroid easily catches any stragglers, completely breaking the mechanic.

The game gets easier the further it goes, because you have fewer cows to protect, but the number of meteors does not (seem to) increase. Once I got down to only two cows, I didn't have to do anything to protect them in certain rounds, because the meteors just missed them.

It might be cleaner to use event.code instead of event.key that way non-QWERTY users don't have to play finger twister. Unfortunately, Safari+Firefox don't leave a way to then determine the correct letter to display until after the user has already pressed the key which makes the initial "press this" a bit more difficult to write as you have to put a picture in the message clarifying you mean the WASD area not literal letters. Chrom* has an API for resolving the character outright though.

1) Love the JS-only angle, beautiful!

2) The combination of cows spreading out and your 3 axis of action (left/right + angle of gun + timing of shots) is really cool.

3) Consider levelling. Every x asteroids, there's a pause (the cows get into the barn to sleep), player rests a moment, and then sun rise and play resumes with faster / more asteroids. Have the cows re-clump after each sunrise and spread out from there.

4) Kind of silly, but if the cows bred more cows infrequently that would be cool.

If you haven't come across it before check out SABOTAGE here

https://archive.org/details/a2_cple_Game_02a

Similar setup but with some clever additional mechanics that might be worth stealing.

Pretty fun! There is a bug in the particle/bullet handling code. If you move left to right while fire, they maintain the X coordinate at which they were fire as you'd expect.

But if you move from right to left while firing, their X coordinate moves with the player.

Fun! Random thoughts:

I feel like it would be a little more challenging if cow's died when you shot them.

I like how aiming is so easy (big meteor's, big projectiles) and its all about speed and spraying. Very satisfying.

But that made me think: if I could just improve my own clock speed by 50-100%, I could reliably shoot every meteor with just one projectile.

But we have no reliable overclocking pills.

Think about how much of "intelligence" maps simply to speed, and how laughably disadvantaged that makes us, relative to other emerging forms of intelligence.

Here is a direct link to the github.io page: https://jonfranco224.github.io/not-my-cows/

The arrow keys control the game but also scroll the page. This is really distracting and kind of hard to use. I'm on Firefox for Windows.

The meteors explode into tiny particles. The cows should explode into tiny burgers!

This sounds like a "get rid of the duck"[1] comment...

[1] https://www.simplethread.com/looks-great-lose-the-duck/

Nice work! Once I figured out I could hold in the spacebar without consequences it got pretty easy.

Fun! It's very pretty. I'd love to see you keep developing around this (same game or similar games). You've got an eye for it for sure.

After a while my cows walked off the edge of the screen! The farm needs fences - or you need to be able to herd your cows :P

Also, a score, a score would be nice.

Missile Command - Bovine Edition Very fun!

FYI, you can move the character infinitely far out of the game window. Doesn't help you win, but confusing when I got "lost"

It's amazing how such retro games are still humourously fun.

My only nit is i wish the ammo came out of the muzzle of the cannon.

holy cow (pun kinda intended) I don't do frontend work and was expecting the source to be some giant React / whatever project. It's mostly all in a simple index.html that even I can mostly grok. cool.

This is awesome! Can you please make spacebar fire as well?

this is great! audio is too loud when i first spin it up, perhaps lower it a bit or give obvious controls. some of us work in an office haha

Its a fun little game, I liked it.

Page doesn't seem to work for me, I get DNS address could not be found.