Comment by NoZebra120vClip

Those prepaid legal services should suffice. You know, like Rocket Lawyer or Legal Shield, you pay $30 a month to have a lawyer allegedly on hand.

They will review N pages of legal documents included in the base fee. So you should be able to shovel over your most important EULAs and contracts for them to check out. They may not be able to tell you anything useful, though, since the lawyer who fields the call usually has no idea who you are, just has passed the bar in your state.