Comment by akira2501

It's a ripoff:

https://www.amazon.com/Years-2024-Calendar-Monster-Bucks/dp/...

of maybe this:

https://monstercalendars.com/storefront/2024-monster-bucks-b...

I would like to know how "meticulously omitting perplexing foreign holidays that disrupt your schedule" got into it, though, because that's just an amazing sentence.