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Comment by ssijak

2 years ago

You can refuse, but then your chance of dying by "falling off the balcony" goes up dramatically.

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brnt  2 years ago

In my circles, the joke is having heart attacks while shooting oneself in the back after falling out of windows.

  • EasyMark  2 years ago

    You forgot the polonium pain meds

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