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Comment by avidiax

4 months ago

I feel Google, Facebook, etc. all need to setup actual phone numbers and chat rooms, and make them rank highly on searches for "Google support phone number", "Google fraud department", "Google account recovery department", "Google Live Support Chat" etc.

Then those numbers should simply play a message that this is the only official phone number, and no human will ever call from or answer this number, and the company does not offer customer support or appeals to account problems.

They also need to make searching for fraud phone numbers return anti-fraud messaging rather than what it currently does. Seems like the entire 844-906 exchange is fraudulent [1].

I had a family member that just got scammed because they panicked after their Facebook account got banned, basically exactly like [2].

[1] https://www.google.com/search?q=844-906

[2] https://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2017/01/31/51...

“If you receive a calling from Google, ask them for your issue ID, hung up and call 1-1-GOO”

1-1-GOO: “Google never contacts customers directly and has no way to let customers contact them. Hace a nice day”

Or, hear me out: provide actual customer support.

  • To 4+ billion customers. Not possible at any realistic company size.

    If you or any person figured out how to do such a thing you’d be the next trillion $ company.

    • If your scaling requires you to ignore some laws and regulations, maybe your scaling is just a wet dream that should not become reality, and still attempting it should be punished. It's just the cost of doing business.

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    • Nonsense. It's (moderately) expensive, it's a cost. It's far from impossible, the proof of that being that huge companies did and do provide customer support.

      Big tech loves "stripping unnecessary fluff" and "being efficient". Turns out the "unnecessary" stuff is there for a reason. The automatic management + zero customer support is dystopian to say the least.

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    • Users in low wage countries with minimal profit per customer doesn’t preclude US / Canadian tech support where they get 20+x the revenue per user.

      They are making 10+$/month per user for a few hundred million, and have a large profit margin that easily pays for basic tech support.

Where do you think Google would rank its own support, help, etc., contact pages and info if not at the top of searches like the ones you mentioned?

  • The problem is the subjunctive here.

    It's not where the _would_ rank ... it's where they currently _do_ rank.

    In my test, the AI Overview produced accurate information ("Google does not offer phone support for account recovery") but none of the other hits on the first page say anything like "Phone support calls are always fraud. Google will not call you."

    • I think the point they are making is that google will let the fraudsters pay to place higher than the warnings because it's profitable to do so.

  • If there is only one time they would honor their fair market obligations and not raise their own rankings, it would be on a cost center like free tech support to consumers.