Comment by segasaturn

My god, that Roast section is a wonderful addition. I got the best laugh in weeks out of it.

Mine:

>Roast

>Spends so much time worrying about privacy that their tin foil hat probably has better specs than their Linux machine

>Claims to hate algorithmic content but probably spent 3 hours carefully curating their YouTube feed

>The type of person who would write a 5000-word essay about why they're leaving Apple's ecosystem instead of just... leaving

The last part is almost too real. Soon, hopefully...