As a warning to all people seeking to verify the claim that economists call this "goon work"... do not just google "Goon work". At the very least, don't do it at work or on a work device.
Couldn't the same be said for something like medical professions or cyber security? The point isn't to produce something, it's to protect something from being negatively impacted. Or to respond in some way to assess the impact and remediate.
Defending against and responding to harm almost never produces anything but is almost always necessary to have.
However, if your comment was more aimed at the consultant being an inherently misaligned figure with a larger capacity to do harm than good, I don't completely disagree.
Police produce nothing? What are you talking about? Lawuers produce nothin? How the hell would either of those be considered goon work? This is nonsense
Could I order thugs on demand to become a menace anytime I wanted? Say I order 5 to back me up in my local coffee shop. Would my time share security detail be pushing patrons out of the way, as I walk to the self serve counter to add cream and sugar to my coffee? Forming a protective barrier around me against anyone that is wearing some kind of hoodie or face mask, or isn’t fully groomed?
While yours is a very snarky comment...I believe the answer is generally "yes". Drake's security team is often filmed aggressively and illegally controlling vehicle traffic in threatening/unsafe ways - AFAIK they haven't faced any repercussions for their actions.
They (VIP protection outfits) tend to recruit former law enforcement into their ranks so they can maintain connections that allow them to skirt the law
Past performance is not necessarily an indicator of future performance.
Having only one life means it only takes one 'out of character event' to be out of the game. If I were looking for protection, I wouldn't be trusting 'new people' from an app.
Imagine an app where people list themselves as possessing lots of wealth and inadequate defenses and then asking for anonymous armed people looking for money to come to their location.
Who is this actually for? It seems like most people who need private security need it on an ongoing basis, not just for a one-off thing. Even if the need arises suddenly (i.e. a stalker starts threatening a celebrity), it still seems like someone who needs that would have it arranged via their management / assistant, and wouldn't have any need (or desire) to arrange it themselves.
I actually can see some situations where on-demand private security would be useful. Say you need to retrieve your belongings from your abusive ex-partner's place (and imagine you're on the lease/deed so you have the right to enter without their permission) - having an escort could be useful if the person is violent.
However... situations like that don't seem to be what this app is going for?
> Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades that’ll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
It honestly seems like it's for people wanting to LARP as being powerful and important. Which is fine (as long as no one gets hurt), but how big of a market is there for that?
Most local police forces will provide a free escort service for someone who has to retrieve belongings in a domestic violence situation. Just call the non-emergency line and ask; they'd rather handle it that way than respond to an emergency call later. (This service might not be available in some cities where law enforcement is stretched thin due to government failures.)
> It honestly seems like it's for people wanting to LARP as being powerful and important. Which is fine (as long as no one gets hurt), but how big of a market is there for that?
It might be large enough. Aren't there companies specialized in putting up sets for wannabe influencers to pretend they are in extravagant places such as private jets?
I've organised security for tourists wanting to film in sketchy neighborhoods, and this app would have been much easier. Gig work makes up a surprising amount of all jobs for VIP protection firms, so this seems like a natural progression.
Economists call this sort of labor "goon work". This include PR specialists, lawyers, police, private security, alarm system salesmen, etc.
Goon work produces nothing, so it is a net drag on the economy. The % of goon jobs increases as wealth inequality increases.
Some amount of goon work may be required due to bad actors stealing stuff, hard to tell what the optimal number is.
Rent seeking is a net drag on the economy as well and goons enable rent seeking.
As a warning to all people seeking to verify the claim that economists call this "goon work"... do not just google "Goon work". At the very least, don't do it at work or on a work device.
Trust me.
hard lesson to learn
I believe the proper term is "guard labor".
You are right, "guard labor" is what is traditionally called. I think I got "Goon" in my head from reading that "Bullshit Jobs" book.
Couldn't the same be said for something like medical professions or cyber security? The point isn't to produce something, it's to protect something from being negatively impacted. Or to respond in some way to assess the impact and remediate.
Defending against and responding to harm almost never produces anything but is almost always necessary to have.
However, if your comment was more aimed at the consultant being an inherently misaligned figure with a larger capacity to do harm than good, I don't completely disagree.
Police produce nothing? What are you talking about? Lawuers produce nothin? How the hell would either of those be considered goon work? This is nonsense
What do they produce?
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Could I order thugs on demand to become a menace anytime I wanted? Say I order 5 to back me up in my local coffee shop. Would my time share security detail be pushing patrons out of the way, as I walk to the self serve counter to add cream and sugar to my coffee? Forming a protective barrier around me against anyone that is wearing some kind of hoodie or face mask, or isn’t fully groomed?
While yours is a very snarky comment...I believe the answer is generally "yes". Drake's security team is often filmed aggressively and illegally controlling vehicle traffic in threatening/unsafe ways - AFAIK they haven't faced any repercussions for their actions.
They (VIP protection outfits) tend to recruit former law enforcement into their ranks so they can maintain connections that allow them to skirt the law
How could you ever trust your physical security with random people from this app?
This app would be a perfect spot for all the assassins to get hired at.
So John Wick movies predicted the future?
surely there'll be some process of background checks
anyone who has ever said 'eat the rich' 'free palestine' 'something in our society went wrong' in sns will be rejected by the process
Past performance is not necessarily an indicator of future performance.
Having only one life means it only takes one 'out of character event' to be out of the game. If I were looking for protection, I wouldn't be trusting 'new people' from an app.
> How could you ever trust your physical security with random people from this app?
Imagine an app where people could sign off to take a bullet for a rando with a target on his back.
Imagine an app where people list themselves as possessing lots of wealth and inadequate defenses and then asking for anonymous armed people looking for money to come to their location.
No need to imagine anymore.
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Who is this actually for? It seems like most people who need private security need it on an ongoing basis, not just for a one-off thing. Even if the need arises suddenly (i.e. a stalker starts threatening a celebrity), it still seems like someone who needs that would have it arranged via their management / assistant, and wouldn't have any need (or desire) to arrange it themselves.
I actually can see some situations where on-demand private security would be useful. Say you need to retrieve your belongings from your abusive ex-partner's place (and imagine you're on the lease/deed so you have the right to enter without their permission) - having an escort could be useful if the person is violent.
However... situations like that don't seem to be what this app is going for?
> Every booking comes with a motorcade and users get to select the number of Escalades that’ll be joining them as well as the uniforms their hired goons will wear.
It honestly seems like it's for people wanting to LARP as being powerful and important. Which is fine (as long as no one gets hurt), but how big of a market is there for that?
Most local police forces will provide a free escort service for someone who has to retrieve belongings in a domestic violence situation. Just call the non-emergency line and ask; they'd rather handle it that way than respond to an emergency call later. (This service might not be available in some cities where law enforcement is stretched thin due to government failures.)
> It honestly seems like it's for people wanting to LARP as being powerful and important. Which is fine (as long as no one gets hurt), but how big of a market is there for that?
It might be large enough. Aren't there companies specialized in putting up sets for wannabe influencers to pretend they are in extravagant places such as private jets?
I've organised security for tourists wanting to film in sketchy neighborhoods, and this app would have been much easier. Gig work makes up a surprising amount of all jobs for VIP protection firms, so this seems like a natural progression.
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Luigi Mangione, job creator
How long until someone releases one as a CEO honeypot?
"Don't worry Mr. CEO, you'll be totally save in this dark, dank basement. Just let me lock the door from the outside."
what does the terms of service look like on this?
Why is this a link to gizmodo instead of the original tweet?
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No? I can clearly see the post just fine logged out.
The replies don’t show up, but clearly the actual video and description is there.
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