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Comment by skuhn

5 months ago

I would immediately shut down and return $114 million to the investors. I'm keeping that extra $1 million as a tip for prompt service.

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signatoremo  5 months ago

Is that your pitch? Do you think anyone would give you the money?

  • saagarjha  4 months ago

    No the pitch is guaranteed returns

MBCook  5 months ago

A variation on the Michael Dell plan. Smart.

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