Comment by Mister_Snuggles

From my predictions:

> Your deep dive into embedded systems will lead you to create a heated keyboard powered by the same batteries as your Milwaukee heated jacket.

While I don't have a Milwaukee heated jacket (I have no idea why it thought this), this feels like a fantastic project idea.

> After years of watching payment technologies evolve, you'll finally embrace cryptocurrency, but only after creating a detailed spreadsheet comparing transaction fees across 17 different payment methods.

I feel seen. I may have created spreadsheets like this for comparing cloud backup options and cars.

From my roast:

> You've spent so much time discussing payment technologies that your credit card probably has a restraining order against you.

This one is completely wrong. They wouldn't do this as they'd lose out on a ton of transaction fees.