Comment by underdeserver
2 months ago
How is it that this wording stuff isn't already decided globally? I mean, the concept of dangling modifier has existing for centuries, do the courts really decide this kind of thing on a case-by-case basis by random dice roll?
Whereas math, science, and engineering use language as a vehicle for attaining truth, the legal profession too often regards it as truth.
The greatest legal scholars of the state of Illinois believe there is more decorum in querying Merriam-Webster than there is in reading tea leaves or consulting a Ouija board, but they are wrong. All too often, jurists make decisions based on unconscious accidents of wording by their predecessors, then compound it with their own fallible powers of interpretation and deduction, further cementing their wrongness as "precedent." Instead of addressing this core ambiguity of the FOIA exemption, or attempting to appeal this nonsense interpretation of an undefined term, or introduce better linguistic standards to the legal profession at large, the path of least resistance for victims of litigious violence is to add more complexity in the form of endless amendments. This is what Matt and friends must now pin their hopes on.
Little wonder how one can spend a lifetime specializing in the (martial) art of litigation.