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Comment by LPisGood

5 days ago

>”enterprise sales process”

I’m sorry, is Oracle known to be some super sleazy sales org that plys enterprise decision makers with strippers and cocktails, and drugs?

I have absolutely no idea if you are being facetious or naive there.

Yes. Oracle is absolutely the tech vendor that's going to be dropped on the engineering team with zero input and no consideration for whether it fits the problems they have, after your CTO spends a a few days on the golf course and high end steak restaurants and, depending on how much money their enterprise sales team thinks they have, either high class escorts or sleazy strip joints. Given how common that story (or one very like it) is, I'm close to 100% certain those trips also include discreet photographers and hotel rooms wired with 4k video recording.

  • > I have absolutely no idea if you are being facetious or naive there.

    Neither, but perhaps worse: I am young.

    Are there any compilations of apocryphal stories of the events you described? It sounds too fantastic to be real.

  • > [...] I'm close to 100% certain those trips also include discreet photographers and hotel rooms wired with 4k video recording.

    Luckily, AI is about to make that particular tactic ineffective:

    When you can deepfake any video evidence, the original becomes useless.

  • This is legitimately the first time I have ever seen it brought up too! I’ve never heard about this side of them.

    Universally hated, but the legal aspects alone are hateworthy.