Comment by bpodgursky
6 days ago
Interestingly earthworms went extinct in most of north america after the last ice age, and their re-introduction in 1500+ means they are making their way through organic matter in Canada's boreal forests that were previously sequestering large amounts of carbon. No way to roll it back though.
https://natural-resources.canada.ca/stories/simply-science/e...
Then the fix to climate change is clear, we must exterminate the worms!
When Worms came out in '95, I had a feeling there was something deeper, more profound to it, but I couldn't tell what it was.
Now it all finally makes sense!
hippies loved earth so much, oil companies started to distribute drugs between people [btw drugs are made from oil...no kidding] (just alternate universe joke)
worms armageddon
who would thought that one worm can emit as much co2/methane emissions as a sheep launcher...