Comment by lelandbatey
10 months ago
Alternatively, just lie about the cancellation reason. *"Why are you cancelling your Comcast internet service?" Answer: "I am moving to the Solomon islands, where there is no Comcast service or business for 1000 miles in any direction (at least)."
“I’m going to prison and getting my affairs in order” is a good one too.
If you want to be adversarial, tell them you're converting to the Amish faith, and would they like to hear details about it?