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Comment by cobbaut

2 days ago

> like naming your company "The" or "God".

or naming a product "Word" or "Office" or "Windows". :)

Microsoft naming makes sense if you imagine that the person that came up with the names was stoned, like high on weed.

"Yo dude, to use the spreadsheets you've got to like excel and stuff. ", "When you make your point it's gotta be powerful. ", "Ain't my point having a database if you can't access it. ", "A: I need a tool to write my book, it's gonna change the world. B: Word bro, word. ", "Bro, you have to connect with people to expand your outlook on life, the world and stuff. ".

Those can be easily identified as "Microsoft Word", "Microsoft Office" and "Microsoft Windows". However "X" is the name of the company and the product.

I guess you could refer to it as "X The Everything App" or using the incredibly corny and near-immediately-binned tagline "X: Blaze Your Glory!" but I've only ever seen those used by people making fun of the product, company, Elon or all three.

Microsoft is notorious for naming stuff in a way that makes it impossible to search for information. It is quite annoying.

  • For this reason it's essentially impossible to search for solutions to the many bugs in Windows' Multiple Desktops

  • But at least you can search for "Microsoft Office" to counter the issue. Plus, they have the excuse that they have been doing this since before the Web existed, literally.

    What do you do with X? "X social"? Ludicrous.