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Comment by SturgeonsLaw

1 day ago

Been a while since I've read Genesis but I don't recall God putting any terms and conditions on it

Tells you to eat every planet, creates plants that are fatally poisonous to humans.

That God fella sure is strange.

  • Nah he just created all the plants/fruits/etc. and then gave them to Adam and Eve without an instruction manual. Never told them to eat anything in particular. I think it was still a nice gesture.

All of the Bible is T&C’s. God’s goal was to make it longer than Apple’s but he failed. (Ironically Apple was the one fruit Adam and Eve weren’t supposed to eat.)