Comment by Stratoscope
1 day ago
Oh my gosh, Don, you are giving me nightmares.
But what do you mean about the whale? I know they hypnotized the kids with some Magic, but the whale really did Leap out of the gym floor. That's where they got the company name! I saw it with my own eyes, in that YouTube video.
And don't expect me to believe that Rony Abovitz is not a real astronaut, and those were not real apes, and that was not a real space fudge monolith. I can taste right now, in my virtual mind!
About the shower glass guy... I knew him when he was a camera salesman at LZ Premiums in San Jose. I used to go there when I lived nearby, just to eye the merchandise and compare prices.
Eventually I bought something there - a huge Manfrotto tripod with a fluid head. I can still see the smile on Robert's face when he brought it out: "this guy finally bought something!"
Do you mean the same guy who perfected the high art of plugging his new AR/VR company at the end of his bombastic woman-blaming non-apology apology that his lawyer warned him not to post because all his colleagues jumped ship from his previous AR/VR company after his sexual abuse scandal sold you a huge Manfrotto tripod with a fluid head at LZ Premiums in San Jose, the one by Coyote Creek and the salt evaporator flat? Oh, do dish to me all about your huge Manfrotto! What has it seen? Tell me more! Tell me more! How's the fluid head treating you after all these years?
PS: Hello fellow Jaunter! Was it big and strong enough to support a Jaunt VR camera? Did you manage to nick one before they shut down? ;)