Comment by aziaziazi
4 days ago
Place the "server" into a shoebox. Place another shoebox on top, filled with sand. Tape together and hide behind a furniture.
4 days ago
Place the "server" into a shoebox. Place another shoebox on top, filled with sand. Tape together and hide behind a furniture.
So the phone effectively becomes a 4U rack server that's probably not much of a fire hazard. We'll tuck it away behind some wood for extra safety. Never liked sleeping with my eyes shut anyway!
Then put that in a garage at least 50ft away from your home
Next, fully encase the garage in concrete. Surround it with a ring of jagged concentric spikes and skull symbols to warn future archaeologists.