Comment by dredmorbius

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can_Tune_a_Piano,_but_You_...> (originally by Groucho Marx: <https://ultimateclassicrock.com/kevin-cronin-reo-speedwagon-...>).

Or perhaps more HN-appropriate: <https://unixhistory.livejournal.com/1808.html>.