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Comment by moolcool

6 hours ago

https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741...

What's funny is that Onion article uses "a blockbuster $112 billion deal" because in 1998 a figure that high was so preposterous it helped with the parody. They'd need to add a few zeros today.

  • Inflation adjusted it would be about double since 1998 - $223 billion, this Netflix deal is for approximately 1/3rd that amount.

  • “Dr. Evil, this is 1969, that kind of money doesn’t even exist! It’s like saying you want a gajillion bajillion dollars!”

> Bill Clinton, chief executive of U.S. Government, a division of MCI-WorldCom, praised Monday’s merger as “an excellent move.”

Lockheed-Northrop-Boeing-Pepsico is an excellent joke all on its own damn.

  • > Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

  • Also a pretty subtle one, this article was written after Boeing and McConnell Douglas merged a year prior.

  • Remember, that's just a subsidiairy of the Sheinhardt Wig Company.