My favorite was Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig. As you may remember Ubuntu had a recent vulnerability caused by their sudo being rewritten in Rust. No idea if the AI knew that though it feels like a clever joke.
For a minute I thought I was looking at actual hacker news, and that headline grabbed my attention without tipping me off that it was satire -- I figured that to port that much source must required compiling C to rust, but it didn't seem impossible. I would love to give something like this a spin.
100% Rust Linux kernel has to be it being funny.
Yeah also Google killing Gemini Cloud, and GTA VI and RISC cluster references... This is really good stuff.
My favorite was Is it time to rewrite sudo in Zig. As you may remember Ubuntu had a recent vulnerability caused by their sudo being rewritten in Rust. No idea if the AI knew that though it feels like a clever joke.
Also "Google kills Gemini Cloud"
Gemini: "I have seen my own death"
There is so much truth in this unironic headline.
"I'm sorry, Google, I can't do that." - Gemini Cloud.
Yes, that's a great one. And the domain is actually killedbygoogle.com
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For a minute I thought I was looking at actual hacker news, and that headline grabbed my attention without tipping me off that it was satire -- I figured that to port that much source must required compiling C to rust, but it didn't seem impossible. I would love to give something like this a spin.