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Comment by RankingMember

1 day ago

If they've pivoted to using those Wawa/7-11-style "latte" dispensers that sound like someone's blowing their nose while keeping the Starbucks pricing, I'm not surprised they're struggling and closing locations.

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jujube3  12 hours ago

In our coming cyberpunk future, Starbucks will just be a brand of vending machines known for burnt coffee and LCD screens displaying scantily clad mermaids

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