Comment by jiggawatts

"Double the size of the database server!"

"No."

"But we need the capacity! The website suddenly slowed down!"

"Did the user count suddenly go up 10x?"

"... no."

"You need to fix your indexes/query/n+1 code."

This has happened so often to me over the last few years I need some cutesy version of it on a t-shirt or a mug.

Edit: Gemini Pro 3 + Nano Banana Pro made me this, which is impressing me more than I'd like to admit: https://i.postimg.cc/zXcVSz3M/query-opt.jpg