Comment by 112233
3 hours ago
Oh, the defensive programming! That thing must have been trained on job interview code, or some enterprise stuff. Heaps of "improvements" and "corrections" that retry, stub, and simply avoid correctly doing stuff for no reason (fix deserialization bug that thing just caused? no, why! Let's instead assume API and docs are wrong and stuff is failing silently so let's retry all api calls N times, then insert some insane "default value in case API is unreachable" then run it, corrupt local db by writing that default everywhere, run some brain damaged test that checks that all values are present (they are, clonk just nuked them), claim extraordinary success and commit it with a message containing emoji medals and rockets).
And these "oh, I understand, C is completely incorrect" then proceeding to completely sabotage and invalidate everything.
Or assembling some nuclear python script like some McGyver and running it, to nuke even the repo itself if possible.
Best AAA comedy text adventure. Poor people who are forced to "work" like that. But cleanup work will be glorious. If companies will survive that long.
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