Comment by burnt-resistor

Aren't the choices straightforward, or looking specific product links?

Generally:

- Robots with lights that make nonstop loud noises without helping with household chores

- Glue

- Glitter

- Finger paint

- Bass guitar, drum kit, or trombone

- Baking cookbooks

- Things worse than IKEA flat packs with zillions of tiny, fragile pieces like laser-cut wood models