Comment by pdpi
3 days ago
Everybody knows that coffee stains are the only surefire way to tell whether a paper has been read or just printed out and ignored. A colleague in uni (way back in early 00s) would add these to her documents every once in a while to give them the "has been read" stamp of approval.
And wine glass stains are the only way to know your paper has been graded.
And tear stains, or the lack thereof, are the only sure sign of quality.
Could Garibaldi read Narn?