Comment by garciasn
9 days ago
If your cats picked up a fork, it would be to eat you after they killed you in your sleep; but, I could see how that could be considered “scratching an itch.”
9 days ago
If your cats picked up a fork, it would be to eat you after they killed you in your sleep; but, I could see how that could be considered “scratching an itch.”
Maybe that's why they try to sleep directly on my neck every night. Always plotting something
They’re not kneading you; they’re tenderizing the meat.