Comment by walletdrainer
8 hours ago
> UK is making you "show your ID card" to jerk off.
There are no ID cards in the UK, so you actually have to get a special jerking off loicense.
8 hours ago
> UK is making you "show your ID card" to jerk off.
There are no ID cards in the UK, so you actually have to get a special jerking off loicense.
There are passports and driving licenses which are the de facto forms of ID in the UK (there are technically other valid forms of ID for at least some purposes, but almost nobody uses them). ~85% of UK residents have a passport.
I remember giggling at those "oi you got a loicense for that m8??!" memes. Funny, maybe, but not to be taken seriously.
Fast forward less than ten years, and here we are.
One of my favorite Monty Python sketches, the fish license: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXyup0De7Q
Did Kemal Ataturk really have a full menagerie all named abdul?
> There are no ID cards in the UK
Not physical cards, but a digital ID system is on the way :(
You've got to pass a test first.
I remember a popular "greentext" specifically about this...
What if someone is not a certified wanker?
Head down to your local Tory office and prove it.
The wanker licensing board defected to Reform last week
If all else fails, ask for BJ
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