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Comment by cratermoon

16 hours ago

If it moves and it shouldn't: duct tape

If it doesn't move and it should: WD-40

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wombatpm  13 hours ago

If it jams, force it. If it breaks it needed replacement anyway.

slumberlust  12 hours ago

And remember, if they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!

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