Comment by mrguyorama

>The whole thing was a borderline traumatic ordeal that I'm still pretty pissed about.

Why did you do the thing people calmly explained you should not do? Why are you pissed about experiencing the obvious and known outcome?

In medicine, even a test with "Worrying" results is rarely an actual condition requiring treatment. One reason doctors are so bad at long tail conditions is that they have been trained, both by education and literal direct experience, that chasing down test results without any symptoms is a reliable way to waste money, time, and emotions.

It's a classic statistics 101 topic to look at screening tests and notice that the majority of "positive" outcomes are false positives.