Comment by ForHackernews

I actually created a evil super-intelligent AGI back in 1996, but, cognizant of the security risks, I wisely kept it airgapped from all other systems. In the end I unplugged the monitor, keyboard, and mouse from the Compaq Presario in my parents' basement. As far as I know, it's still there, concocting ever-more brilliant schemes for world-domination.