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Comment by delichon

10 hours ago

For me the change would be to become spherical. That would simplify some calculations.

Yes, me too. Reading the caveat "– and she would give each pie away" made a lot more sense.

It's a social commitment at least as much as a creative/culinary one, and since there aren't a lot of people you'd want to give a pie minus a slice to, that keeps the extra calories under control.

  • Yep. And if one gives away the "QC Passed" pies - then as your skill improves, you're eating an ever-shrinking fraction of your output.

    And you feel like you're growing ever-thinner, as all your friends & neighbors eat more and more pies. ;)

A friend of mine tries to bake a spherical pie for pi day (March 14) each year, with varying approaches (and levels of success).

  • The first two things that spring to mind are pasties from the UK (which are not usually spherical but can get quite hemispherical), and the "UFO-Döner" from Germany (which are more oblate spheroids). Maybe by combining these ideas, your friend can get closer to their dream?

    • Beef Wellington could be spherical if you so chose.

      I suspect that deep-fried-battered haggis might exist which could be very spherical.

  • I wonder if they could look to dim sum for inspiration? A apple dumbling is basically just a round apple pie right?

  • > A friend of mine tries to bake a spherical pie for pi day (March 14) each year, with varying approaches (and levels of success).

    Could also do it on pi approximation day (July 22), then one doesn't have to be so exact about it.

  • Heating the middle has to be a pain. And cutting it…

    • I’m pretty sure that the state of the art right now is firing the pastries on a ballistic arc in hard vacuum and hitting them mid-trajectory with a laser pulse to cook them through.

    • Well if you insert metal rods through it you can help with the heat transfer, then you can lattice over the holes. If you pumpkin pie it, you might even be able to have it hold up under its own weight. Plus a bit of stiff whipped cream in the holes would help.

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