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Comment by fecalprinter26

5 hours ago

Combine fingerprint biometric with fecal samples for a convenient "fecalprint" button. The user doesn't even have to go into the bathroom! It can be microslops version of Apple's TouchID.

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yard2010  4 hours ago

You're absolutely right! It's not just a fecalprint button, it's a feces platform!

soopypoos  3 hours ago

just press your bumhole to the glass

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