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Comment by estimator7292

5 hours ago

Anal folds are as unique as fingerprints. Please submit a high quality hole pic to Microsoft for identity verification

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vinceguidry  5 hours ago

An opportunity to sell chairs with built-in cameras!

  • jjkaczor  1 hour ago

    ... they could even recycle a couple former brands in the process...

    "Surface Lens"

    ... now ready for your unique verification scanning requirements...

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