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Comment by socalgal2

3 hours ago

Correct, you can't give customers a horrible experience at the theater and expect the theater to do well.

Years ago I was in one of those old kitschy theatres. The seat was wet.

I prayed it wasn't urine.

  • When my wife and I first started dating, we went to one of those cheap second-run theaters.

    I liked that theater because it was super cheap (like seriously $1.50 for a ticket because it showed out of date movies). One time when she and I were watching The Purge, I hear this kind of squishy noise from right behind me.

    I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.

    You know, The Purge isn't the worst movie ever but I gotta admit that it's not a movie that ever really turned me on either. To each their own, I suppose.

    From that point forward we always called that the Handjob Theater.