Comment by tombert
8 hours ago
When my wife and I first started dating, we went to one of those cheap second-run theaters.
I liked that theater because it was super cheap (like seriously $1.50 for a ticket because it showed out of date movies). One time when she and I were watching The Purge, I hear this kind of squishy noise from right behind me.
I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.
You know, The Purge isn't the worst movie ever but I gotta admit that it's not a movie that ever really turned me on either. To each their own, I suppose.
From that point forward we always called that the Handjob Theater.
>I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.
To get a better view, right?
We were mostly afraid of substances landing anywhere near us.
You don’t happen to live in exurban Denver do you?
Nope, this was in Dallas. Well, Garland actually.
I don't live there anymore and haven't for about eleven years.
I know exactly the theater you are talking about. My family and I have been there tons of time growing up.
I've never had an experience like you described, but I totally believe it.
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