Show HN: Brutalist Concrete Laptop Stand (2024)

9 hours ago (sam-burns.com)

This man poured concrete around a power strip, chemically aged copper with ammonia, rusted rebar with peroxide, faked a damaged cable for vibes, and vibrated out the air bubbles with a dildo. This is the most unhinged and delightful Show HN I've ever seen.

  • Do I like it? No. Do I want one on my desk? Absolutely not. Do I think it's even brutalist? Not in the least.

    But it's still a cool as hell project. People need to do more things just because they want to, and to hell with what anyone else thinks.

    • Sums up my mother's sculptures, or my kids' drawings.

      If it serves the artist, it served a purpose.

      Personally, I have an aluminium laptop stand which makes the laptop dockable but which isn't portable or makes screen/keyboard usable (secure for cats though) and I have a portable, foldable, lightweight plastic one [1].

      I also do not enjoy the idea of using the bottom of a laptop on concrete. The latter material isn't nice for scratches (and every time it is put or leaves concrete is a potential mark).

      So in this case, I believe a second monitor (or larger primary one) plus a vertical laptop stand would fit in the shown office.

      [1] https://nexstand.eu/collections/foldable-laptop-stands

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  • And yet that laptop stand is not even the slightest bit slanted, one of the crucial details. I could simply take a book and put the laptop on top of that, to get the same ergonomic features. I am aware that ergonomic use is not the main point, but it would certainly not have hurt to consider that angle at least a little bit.

So many naysayers. I love it! So what if it doesn’t come from the Brut region of France and thus it’s just sparkling cement, it looks great and is clearly a labor of love.

Oh man... I've never worked with concrete, but I would love to make a desk stand that looked like a little montréal métro station. They're all rather brutalist, and have flat tops haha

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Station_Radisson_Met...

I wonder what the practical limit is on how thin and light you can make concrete for non-structural items? I can see someone selling concrete mugs on Etsy, for example. Maybe with clever use of fillers and thin walls you could have a version of this you could actually lift. It looks great, especially in contrast to a white IKEA-style office.

Re: decay, I regret not taking more photos of the final days of the RBS "Ziggurat": https://www.edinburghlive.co.uk/news/edinburgh-news/stark-ph... ; at the end it had plants growing from much of the upper levels, making it look extremely Horizon Zero Dawn.

  • People who make concrete counter tops use a lot of fibreglass fillers to get them fairly thin but if you wanted it truly light weight you’d probably need to make it out of a dense foam and coat it with something that looks like concrete.

    • My bathroom is a couple mm of microcement over Schluter Kerdi-Board foam, it's fairly strong. I think it can hold a laptop no problem.

    • Concrete counter top mixes usually use either much smaller, or no aggregate and use more sand. The mixes resemble mortar more than concrete and they are typically a little harder and less forgiving to work with.

  • I've read that adding a little bit of graphene can make concrete much stronger, lighter and easy to shape, so would allow for thinner objects.

    • There are a lot of additives to concrete - the industry is large and has put a lot of money into research over the decades. You can read many many books on the pros and cons of different options.

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  • > Maybe with clever use of fillers and thin walls you could have a version of this you could actually lift

    You could likely also pour something like this out of aircrete, which would make it a lot lighter even at the same thickness

If you like brutalism, you might also enjoy the Quake Brutalist Map Jam 3, which released last month: https://www.slipseer.com/index.php?resources/quake-brutalist...

My favorite map is ‘One Need Not Be a House’ by Robert Yang, which was inspired by Louis Kahn's "brick brutalism" masterpieces in Bangladesh and India, as well as contemporary level design like The Silent Cartographer. The artist writes about their process on their blog post, https://www.blog.radiator.debacle.us/2026/01/one-need-not-be...

The map jam is standalone and uses custom assets so you don’t need a copy of Quake to enjoy it. Check the website for the ‘standalone’ variant.

Sorry for derailing! Cool laptop stand!

  • Neat! I was big into Quake years ago. This looks like something I could waste a weekend on.

    Are these all single-player maps? Are there any that are designed for (or would at least be suitable for) 1-4 player deathmatch?

  • Just finished reading Masters of Doom crazy Quake is still a thing today

    I do really like the fast pace of Doom Eternal and Dark Ages which you can see here I think

  • Was just gonna say this is a great accessory to put your computer on while playing QBJ3!

  • Yang also regularly writes really interesting blog posts, mostly around game design. Very much recommend keeping tabs on him.

    • agreed! i was reading his posts this morning on the subway and he's now a part of my RSS reader :-)

Related: Anyone know where to get that kind of keyboard in the photo? Specifically, where the number pad and arrow keys are on the left?

I've been looking and looking, but the best I can find is using a narrow keyboard with a separate number-pad only keyboard on the left. I'm in the US.

(It's better for your right shoulder to keep the mouse closer to your body like in the picture.)

This is pretty cool looking, I like it, it must be really heavy though.

> For a medium-sized piece like this, a vibrating dildo is actually the best thing to use. Just think of it like any other power tool.For a medium-sized piece like this, a vibrating dildo is actually the best thing to use. Just think of it like any other power tool.

I used work on foundations for warehouses, huge concrete blocks as anchor points and this is exactly how we got the bubbles out, we had a huge metal vibrator they call them high-frequency concrete pokers.

if we give it a little more polish, colder/greyer tones and "newness," it would fit very nicely for a Control fan :)

EDIT: https://store.steampowered.com/app/870780/Control_Ultimate_E...

I'm not an art theorist but I think the decay makes it something other than brutalist IMO

Before I was scrolling down the web, I was thinking that this guy went to any construction site and just took any good looking rubbles.

This is dope af. I love concrete (was just gifted a book about concrete buildings for my birthday last week). I see things like this and remind myself that I have free will.

Thanks for the inspiration.

  •   I see things like this and remind myself that I have free will.
    

    What a compliment for an artist- I hope somebody says something like this to me some day

@dang, I'm not sure what's changed with the Show HN lately, but it's been much more lovely to read. Thank you for whatever changes which were made.

It can't be a good idea to condition yourself to be comfortable around an exposed wire that's near to a real power socket.

  • fair point. gotta trust that everything is properly hooked up and won't shift.

    you'll only know when you find out the hard way

I certainly haven't heard of that technique to get rid of bubbles in the cement.

I asked for a monitor stand at work, back in the day. No money! So I went to the loading dock, found a wooden pallet for the little AC units we installed in racks, put that on my desk. Voila - monitor stand.

If you want to get a feel of what brutalist architecture is like up close, go to the Barbican in london if you can.

Its quite surreal. Very much in-your-face concrete exposure. Yet, to walk and experience it with your eyes is a study of contrasts: a giant, comparitively modern, greenhouse, has a glass roof open to the sky and yet many floors have no light or windows at all. And in the outdoor spaces, like the fountain/canal running through the complex the concrete will sort of be in the background and lets you focus on everything else: the water, the swans and the people around.

Juxtapose that to low hanging exposed concrete roofs and walls in closed passages could make one feel constrained/claustrophobic/yearning for light.

  • The Barbican is not a typical brutalist construction. The term brutalist refers to béton brut, which means raw concrete. I.e. you can see the shape of the wooden slats used as a cast. The concrete in the Barbican was finished by drilling to create a dappled pattern, which obliterated the shape of the slats.

    There are also lots of post modern elements. For example, the columns of the girl’s school have pyramids at the top to resemble pencils.

    The south bank has more buildings that are a purer expression of brutalism.

    • If you find yourself in West London, also check out Brunel University, all of the older buildings are pure brutalism

This is beautiful. Definitely beats the minimalist "cardboard box" stand. Bravo. I wouldn't want to move it though.

Isn't the ornamental 'urban decay' detail kinda the opposite of the utilitarian and functional style of brutalism?

  • Yes, Sam is probably just having a bit of fun here, but I think it's worth presenting brutalism correctly as it's often so misunderstood.

    Concrete is simply the mass production medium of the time, many of the patterns and moulds used in Barbican for example feature pretty timber imprints, scalloping patterns, painstakingly pick-hammered textured panels, or pleasing swooping shapes.

    Further there is always space for glass, brass, Terrazzo and lighting.

    Sam's design does feel cold, unnatural and broken, definitely not what brutalist living is about.

    https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2016/feb/22...

    https://www.structuralrenovations.co.uk/portfolio/barbican-e...

    https://www.barbicanliving.co.uk/barbican-story/construction...

    • > cold, unnatural and broken, definitely not what brutalist living is about.

      This can often be the actual experience of it, though. Part of why it's so divisive. Personally I'm on the "looks great, wouldn't want to actually live there" side.

      The Barbican is an example of how good it can be when properly maintained by a community. There are plenty of less prestigious examples where the community cheered their demolition.

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  • Most brutalism was never intended to last. It was intended to be a quick/cheap answer to get people acceptable housing in the cities. Then they would build something nicer for people to live in as the economy gets richer. Which is why it so often is associated with decay these days - the structure still stands, but it has outlasted the expected lifespan.

    There are burtalism structures that were intended to be beautiful and last. They do that well (well beauty is in the eye of the beholder), but the majority was quick and cheap above all else.

  • Yes I had the same thought.

    Imo brutalism is monolithic and unyielding. This is opposite, with the sturdy concrete yielding into plant overgrowth and exposed rebar.

  • My understanding of brutalism is that it’s an extreme interpretation of “function over form”. The most brutalist laptop stand would be a cardboard box turned upside down, not a slightly impractical block of concrete carefully manufactured to evoke a certain aesthetic.

I love it! I just wish I could enlarge the photos! EDIT: ah, it works to right-click open image in new tab.

The contrast between raw industrial material and polished tech is what makes it work. There's something satisfying about building things purely for yourself with no product roadmap attached, the "dildo for air bubbles" detail alone proves this wasn't designed by committee

There are some subtly weak desks out there, quite a few actually, where placing this on top could be brutal.

The most obvious issue here is that there needs to be a mat on the top to avoid scratching the bottom of the laptop.

For a larger piece, I used a massage gun and walked around the mold hitting the sides with it. Worked out

Is that surface concrete? Will it scratch the laptop?

  • My laptop has little rubber feet, so it dosn't scratch on its underside. But yes, the piece is solid concrete, so you wouldn't want to bash anything fragile against it.

Literally just looks like some trash sitting on their desk. Well done if that's the goal?

  • I love it, although if you're not into urbex or didn't grow up with brutalist architecture (soviet union, east germany, even parts of Zurich downtown) I guess in that case you don't really have anything to tie it to and without that connection it just looks like a piece of junk.

love the brutalist vibe of this. concrete is such an underrated material for desk setups. It looks way more premium than the plastic xD

Summarily ruined yet again by massive British sockets requiring removing 25% of the volume.

Brits build their homes around the sockets, not the other way around.

It's too much concrete for me, but hey, not every day you see an original and unique piece like this!

ok, it's stable (at least from the photos), but I would prefer a more lightweight approach

Also known as an inertial mass dampener for your sit-stand desk.

I appreciate++ the design except for the too-perfect rebar and the exposed wire directly _in_ the concrete. Pros would use a conduit methinks.

  • The conduit is a good idea. I'm working on a Raspberry Pi stand in leather and walnut right now. Think I'm going to incorporate that somehow

I'm waiting for the man to make a laptop case out of concrete. That will be truly brutalist!

  • I had to wheel the stand into the office on a trolley, I'm not making a laptop case lol

Such a heavy stand might serve as a nice heat sink too, I would think. Doesn't have fins, but it could radiate evenly, and not even get that hot.

You just need to cover it with graffitis to fully depict the experience of the poor souls living in brutalist buildings.

  • The author mentions urban decay and dilapidation multiple times and very clearly worked that into the design here

Is it just me or can you all hear the sound of the metal/aluminum scratching against the concrete?

Loved the brutalist movie, this actually seems quite nice assthetically.

  • try playing Control then! that's your dream come true :) (well, maybe except the Hiss part)

I love concrete as a medium but that's got to be heavy af and I would manage to smack my elbow on it all the time as well as smash my coffee mug on it.

When I first look at this I think "hey it would be nicer if it wasn't falling apart", but you could argue that's kind of the point. Well done

I don't like it, from a pure brutalistic view point this obviously doesn't make any sense, it isn't practical and it doesn't make any effort to create a shape that is esthetically pleasing. The urban decay is even more outrageous, the whole appeal of urban decay is that it is "real", it's the thinking about all of people that went through the same structure throughout the years. Of cause it doesn't mean you can't make art about or featuring urban decay, but you have to be smart about it.

  • Something that would be useful in my case is a monitor stand stand. Does anyone know why almost no current monitor can be raised so that the upper edge is at eye level? Is it due to incompetence among the current breed of designers? Quite a few of my colleges have a stack of books beneath the monitor stand.

    • Law suits / claims, I'd expect, as tall is unstable.

      If I sell a Monitor With Really Tall Monitor Stand and then you lightly bump your desk and break your monitor, you might want a replacement and call my stand "an unstable PoS".

      If I sell you a Monitor and you stack books under it and your monitor falls... well... dummy, tall stuff falls over. Time to buy a new monitor.

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    • Try getting “Enterprise” monitors like Dell UltraSharp or HP EliteDisplay. Not they only come with better feet (height adjustable & pivoting), they are calibrated and have really good panels which you can stare at for hours without fatigue.

    • Many monitor arms on gas struts have extended range and this is no problem. Ergotron was one of the first

    • Monitor arms are cheap enough and better than a stand. Clamp the arm to an edge and you can put things under the monitor, plus put the monitor where you want it.

  • Whether this monitor stand was decayed through history or artificially makes no difference if he's compelled by the elements of decay that he's replicating. You can get angry over design philosophy or you can just appreciate that this man crafted something with a very unique aesthetic.

  • It’s unfortunate that brutalism has become synonymous with “crumbling concrete”. That was certainly not the intention of the brutalist architects, but rather a side effect of the poor quality of the (sometimes experimental) concrete mixtures. 21st century (neo-)brutalist buildings won’t suffer from this.

Should have stolen a broken piece of concrete off a street and repurpose it to be a laptop stand. At least that would be authentic, and contributing to urban decay at his location.

I love this! The pure weight of it is amazing, and distinctly makes a statement. Its a fun concept one could play with if they were making their own!

I think a "clean" and "contemporary" version of this would look amazing as well:

Along the lines of: https://www.modustrialmaker.com/blog/2018/8/14/making-an-imp...

Maybe with: (for weight) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foam_concrete (there are plenty of DIY versions of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4_GxPHwqkA

I've always loved this style of architecture. People think commie blocks are ugly but I've always appreciated their simple utilitarianism

my annoying ass coworker has one of these, he keeps trying to migrate us to raw sql and C

I'm about 75% confident this content is AI generated. Just intuition , no tools used. And I'm assuming our audience is autistic enough to put in the effort to build this. Composition, shadows & lighting seems synthetic.

Kudos to the creativity and no offense to the author. Partly running off a-priori risk model for internet content.

Curious to see if my prediction holds up.

This is quite tasteless… a betrayal of brutalist honesty. And the dildo thing is plainly disgusting. Let’s all be gentlemen and keep that sort of thing off the Net.

  • The tool used in construction for releasing trapped air bubbles out of poured concrete is called a concrete vibrator (SFW if anyone cares to Google for it). A vibrating ... ahem, personal toy is actually rather a clever substitute for a small scale project like this.

Well, from the look of it, to touch the thing wrong must be its own punishment, which is brutalism indeed. It insists on itself far too loudly, though, in what I would call a pseudapocalypticist or "Falloutpunk" manner. Too bad. There's nothing much wrong with it for its own sake, other than the ergonomy, but it sticks out from its environment like a sore thumb, adding nothing of value save the demand its presence be flattered and celebrated for its own sake - you know what? I take it back; you've not only recapitulated the brutalist concept, but apotheosized it. Congratulations on a successful work! It must have been a blast to build, which is where the real joy always is to be found of course, and I look forward to seeing which school of design you satirize next.

(Did you really immure a power strip in cement? The MOVs in those are wearing items, you know, and can though rarely do fail short circuit...)

I guess "I poured some concrete into a mold and put a power outlet in it" wouldn't be as eye catching of a title.

This is one of those things where someone does something incredibly simple, but dresses it up in pretty language and even some totally irrelevant chemistry equations (because they r so smrt) to make it look like more than it is. Which LLM did you paste the equation from?

And of course those who also have no idea how anything is made are unbelievably impressed. You can tell by the amount of exclamation points in all of the toxically positive reactions. Good work in that respect!

But hey, I guess it's not another vibe coded project with an LLM writeup. Progress.

  • I have not done much with concrete, but I have made lots of things out of many other materials over the years, and in general I have found that making things - and making them come out the way you want them - is never as simple as it looks. "Reality has a surprising amount of detail", it was once wisely written:

    http://johnsalvatier.org/blog/2017/reality-has-a-surprising-...

    This project is not to my personal taste but I respect the work which went in to it, and I'm glad its creator got what he wanted.