Comment by WillAdams

Well, there is the old joke...

Three women are sitting in a bar discussing their lovers, the first says, "My lover is a wrestler, he's so energetic, it's _wonderful_!".

The second responds, "My lover is a poet, he's so romantic and thoughtful and sensitive, it's like something out of a fairy tale!".

The third is silent, and the other two women look at her expectantly until she finally sighs and says, "My lover is an IBM salesman, he just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it will be when we eventually make love."