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Comment by MiiMe19

6 hours ago

You WILL get your state mandated 1 hour of exercise everyday and you will eat your state mandated five servings of vegetables. You will not go outside for more than an hour a day to prevent skin cancer. If you were born after 2010, you will eat the state mandated bug-based red meat replacement. You don't even need to stop eating meat, you just can't start.

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hackable_sand  4 hours ago

Bro what

  • MiiMe19  3 hours ago

    trvke

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