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Comment by cj

19 hours ago

Or if you don't want to booby trap your code, buy one of those tiny devices that make a cricket noise randomly every 5-15 minutes, and hide it somewhere in the restroom.

https://annoyingpcb.com/

These are too obvious - 5-15 minutes gives your victim way too many opportunities to narrow down the location.

What you really need is one that chirps once every (multiple of) 20-28 hours (with weighting towards 23-25 to keep it roughly around the time you set it going and an infrequent skipping of a day.) Also with different volumes and, ideally, different chirps. Occasionally a double chirp just for extra insanity causing.

(A Michael Jackson "hee heee" would be another good option.)