Oh pretty please, if we revive this protocol, can we please pick a better name? Like, any name? Literally anything else, that doesn’t evoke weirdly sexual imagery?
Well I thought about it and if it's a body part there will be someone into that. Then I thought maybe poke, nope some are into that too. I guess maybe "status" port? Kindof like having an away message. It could be a fixed buffer as to not overlflow. Of course that could be accomplished in DNS using TXT.
Honestly I am too lazy to make an RFC. Maybe if enough people make a finger.domain.tld text record it would catch on. [1]
dig +short -t txt finger.nochan.net
"status: currently spending time on hacker news."
or replace the finger binary with a shell function: [2]
A couple on shodan [1a][1b] Maybe we should make finger great again, but with TLS. fingers? Looks like there is a draft [2]
[1a] - https://www.shodan.io/search?query=finger+%2Bport+79
[1b] - https://www.shodan.io/search?query=finger
[2] - https://github.com/noveltylanterns/fingers
Oh pretty please, if we revive this protocol, can we please pick a better name? Like, any name? Literally anything else, that doesn’t evoke weirdly sexual imagery?
Well I thought about it and if it's a body part there will be someone into that. Then I thought maybe poke, nope some are into that too. I guess maybe "status" port? Kindof like having an away message. It could be a fixed buffer as to not overlflow. Of course that could be accomplished in DNS using TXT.
Honestly I am too lazy to make an RFC. Maybe if enough people make a finger.domain.tld text record it would catch on. [1]
or replace the finger binary with a shell function: [2]
[1] - https://www.whatsmydns.net/#TXT/finger.nochan.net
[2] - https://blawg.nochan.net/b/Internet-Crap/20260527-DNS-A-Repl...
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Wait until you hear about USB condoms.
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Like fist?! Oh wait…
Glove would work
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