Comment by AJRF
7 hours ago
If I buy the SpaceX stock it's 100% certain to go down. If I don't buy it it will rocket to the moon.
Is there some sort of way I can positively monetise this?
7 hours ago
If I buy the SpaceX stock it's 100% certain to go down. If I don't buy it it will rocket to the moon.
Is there some sort of way I can positively monetise this?
Keep buying single shares slowly so it keeps going down. Once it reaches $0, buy the rest for free and asset strip.
Well since SpaceX will be included in the SP500 and Nasdaq100 you'll buy it even if you don't want it.
Package your portfolio as a reverse index fund.
Buy it both long and short, then it’ll just hold steady !
> If I buy the SpaceX stock it's 100% certain to go down. If I don't buy it it will rocket to the moon.
The answer is clearly to buy stocks and then short it.
(/s!!)