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Comment by kraquepype

1 day ago

A wooden battering ram from the ceiling does wonders.

The fog&dog&log never fails.

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bombcar  1 day ago

That would legitimately be horrifying - you break in somewhere, suddenly all is dark and fog spreads everywhere, then the growling begins and then you're Ewok'd from behind by a tree.

  • kraquepype  21 hours ago

    A series of booby traps based on a phonetic pattern would be hilarious.

    fog, dog, log, jog, hog, bog, pog, nog

    Enveloping fog

    Dogs and wild pigs set loose

    Log launches at you off a treadmill

    Trap door drops you into a flooded basement

    Barrage of paper disks

    Eggnog super soakers

    • bombcar  15 hours ago

      We've the plot for the next Home Alone - Kevin McCallister is now grown up trying to develop a home security company ...

sneak  1 day ago

And afterwards, you can call Brick Top and feed ‘em to the pigs.