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Comment by ThrowawayTestr

8 hours ago

Drive you straight to prison

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artisinal  8 hours ago

It is cheaper for the government to just lock the car doors for the length of your sentence. Saves them space in prison. You are allowed to use the McDrive twice a day. The windows will drop 8 centimeters, enough for a Big Mac.

morkalork  7 hours ago

America is leading the way on that one:

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/07/two-teens-learn-the-har...

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