Comment by Terr_

> claiming Jimothy would want it that way.

You might enjoy this satire [0], lengthily titled: "I’m Jimothy, the Short-Spined Raccoon Who Has Taken the Internet by Storm, and the Collective Weight of Your Adoration Is Breaking My Already-Compromised Back"

[0] https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-jimothy-the-short-spi...